Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Update on my sister's attempt to induce labor by giving herself diarrhea:
I need to first point out that she asked me to not blog about her. I told her that I was going to anyway, so don't worry, it's all on the level.
Anyway, my sister wants to have her baby immediately and decided that she would try giving herself diarrhea. Her logic is that her irritated GI tract would communicate with her uterus and labor would begin. Here's how I imagine that conversation would play out:
GI TRACT: Hey! Hey you!
UTERUS: I'm busy, go away.
GI TRACT: I've got something to say!
UTERUS: Yikes, you smell bad.
GI TRACT: Oh, yeah? Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
UTERUS: Um, nothing really. I just have a lot going on right now and am a little indifferent towards you. You should get that checked out though.
GI TRACT: Thanks for nothing!!!
So, basically, my sister put cream in her coffee and had to get up with hot shits in the middle of the night. I think we can all agree on one thing: MY SISTER IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!